This here Rolex Submariner, they call it high imitation, original order, what’s that mean? Sounds fancy, but all I know is it looks just like the real deal. My neighbor, he’s got a real one, cost him an arm and a leg. This one, though, way cheaper.
They say it’s got all the same bits and bobs. See that little window with the date? They call it “Cyclops” or something, like that monster from the stories. Well, this one’s got it too. Magnifies the date real good, so you ain’t squinting like an old fool trying to see what day it is.
And the numbers, they ain’t just painted on like some cheap thing you get at the five and dime. These are, you know, proper numbers. I don’t know how they do it, but they look real, real good. Like they were put on by a tiny little man with tiny little tools.
Don’t need no fake watch to tell you the time. I got a clock on the wall, and the sun in the sky. But folks like to have these fancy things. I guess it makes ’em feel good. My grandson, he’s always on about these watches. Says it’s a “status symbol.” Whatever that means. I told him, “Boy, your status is you’re my grandson, and that’s all that matters.”
This high imitation Rolex Submariner original order, it’s got a number on it, too. A serial number, they call it. You check that number, I guess, to make sure it’s, well, I don’t know what. Probably to make sure it ain’t stolen!
Buying a real Rolex, they say it’s a big to-do. You gotta be careful, make sure you ain’t getting ripped off. Lots of folks out there trying to sell you a lemon, you know? Gotta find a good place to buy it, someone you can trust. Like that jewelry store downtown, the one with the big clock out front. They seem honest enough.
But this high imitation Rolex, original order, that’s different. Much cheaper price. You still gotta be careful, though. Don’t go buying it from some fella on the street corner. Find a good place online, maybe.
- Shiny metal, just like the real one.
- That little date window, the “Cyclops” thing.
- Numbers that ain’t just painted on.
- A serial number, just like the big boys.
- Heavy, feels like it’s made of something good.
Now, I ain’t saying this is a real Rolex Submariner. It’s a copy, a good one, they say. But a copy nonetheless. It ain’t gonna fool someone who knows about these things. But for most folks, it looks just like the real deal.
I seen some of these fake Rolexes, they look terrible. The letters all crooked, the numbers falling off, the whole thing just looks cheap. But this one, this original order one, it’s different. It’s got that, you know, that quality.
You want a watch that looks like a million bucks, but you don’t want to spend a million bucks? This might be the way to go. Just don’t go around telling everyone it’s real. That’s just silly.
Now, I’m gonna go make some biscuits. All this talk about fancy watches has made me hungry. This high imitation Rolex Submariner original order, it’s a nice watch, I guess. But it ain’t gonna fill your belly.
And this whole “original order” thing, don’t get me started. Who ordered it? Where did they order it from? Sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me. But hey, if it makes you feel good to wear a fancy watch, even a fake one, then who am I to judge? Just make sure it keeps good time, that’s all I ask.
You see these young folks, always on their phones, they don’t even need watches anymore. Time is always on that little screen. It makes me think, why bother with a Rolex, real or fake, when you got the time right there in your pocket? But I guess it’s more than just telling time, ain’t it? It is about showing off that you have money. Some people are into that. They like to be fancy. Not me, though.
My old man, he had a pocket watch. A simple thing, it was. Kept good time, though. He never needed no fancy Rolex. He was a working man, a good man. He didn’t need no shiny watch to tell him who he was.
But times change, I guess. Now everyone wants to have the best, the fanciest, even if it’s just a copy, like this high imitation Rolex Submariner original order. It’s a strange world we live in, ain’t it?
They say the real Rolex Submariner, the dial, that’s the face of the watch, is made real special. They use fancy ways to print on it, so the letters and numbers are perfect. No smudges, no mess-ups. This copy, it tries to do the same, and it does a pretty good job, I gotta say.
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